The · Plan · Awry

I have a wonderful surprise for you! It would have been impossible to see this coming, unless you can see into the future (I'm looking at you, Lily!), so, SURPRISE!

Part 23 of my novel is now online: http://nano2009.omer.bar-or.org/read/2009/11/23

Or, you can start at the beginning: http://nano2009.omer.bar-or.org/read

If I were a novel-update collector, today would be an auspicious day.

Because part 22 is now online: http://nano2009.omer.bar-or.org/read/2009/11/22

Or, you can start at the beginning: http://nano2009.omer.bar-or.org/read

Do you like cute things and happiness and love?

Well, lucky for you, part 21 of my novel is now online: http://nano2009.omer.bar-or.org/read/2009/11/21

Or, you can start at the beginning: http://nano2009.omer.bar-or.org/read

Please note that correlation does not imply causation. Other laws of statistics may apply.

Boy, this world sure is perfect.

Part 19 of my novel is now online: http://nano2009.omer.bar-or.org/read/2009/11/19

Or, you can start at the beginning: http://nano2009.omer.bar-or.org/read

NOTE: I took a break on Nov. 20, so there will not be any new post tomorrow. Posting will resume on Tuesday, Nov. 24.

In a perfect world, part 19 of my novel would be posted right now, but, sadly, you'll have to make do with part 18.

... which is now online: http://nano2009.omer.bar-or.org/read/2009/11/18

Or, you can start at the beginning: http://nano2009.omer.bar-or.org/read

Oh, hello, arbitrary stranger with a thirst for novelty!

Did you know that part 17 of my novel is now online: http://nano2009.omer.bar-or.org/read/2009/11/17?

I bet you didn't!

Or, you can start at the beginning: http://nano2009.omer.bar-or.org/read

What a strange coincidence that you mentioned my novel just now out of the blue!

Because part 16 is now online: http://nano2009.omer.bar-or.org/read/2009/11/16

Or, you can start at the beginning: http://nano2009.omer.bar-or.org/read

What is amazing about today's update is that it is divisible by 3 and 5. Truly, an update worth reading.

Part 15 is now online: http://nano2009.omer.bar-or.org/read/2009/11/15

Or, you can start at the beginning: http://nano2009.omer.bar-or.org/read

Events are once again beginning to transpire in the dangerous world of my novel. Prepare... to be... reading!

See, because, part 14 is now online: http://nano2009.omer.bar-or.org/read/2009/11/14

Or, you can start at the beginning: http://nano2009.omer.bar-or.org/read

In a world gone dark with disloyalty, in a country crumbling from corruption, in a relationship ruined by rickets, only one person has the courage to stand up for what's right. Novel part 12! Coming to a link near you.

Somewhere nearby: http://nano2009.omer.bar-or.org/read/2009/11/12

Or, you can start at the beginning: http://nano2009.omer.bar-or.org/read

NOTE: I took a break on Nov. 13, so there will not be any new post tomorrow. Posting will resume on Tuesday, Nov. 17.

In a shocking turn of events, I have today decided to unveil a new part of my novel! Part 11!

See it here: http://nano2009.omer.bar-or.org/read/2009/11/11

Or, you can start at the beginning: http://nano2009.omer.bar-or.org/read

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to read part 10 of my novel? ... I know, so have I.

And, it now online: http://nano2009.omer.bar-or.org/read/2009/11/10

Or, you can start at the beginning: http://nano2009.omer.bar-or.org/read

And yet, this world is not perfect.

Luckily, part 9 of my novel is now online: http://nano2009.omer.bar-or.org/read/2009/11/09

Or, you can start at the beginning: http://nano2009.omer.bar-or.org/read

Correct answer: 8! Which is oddly coincidental, because...

Part 8 of my novel is now online: http://nano2009.omer.bar-or.org/read/2009/11/08

Or, you can start at the beginning: http://nano2009.omer.bar-or.org/read

Interested in things that are FREE?*,**

Well, I have good news for you! Part 7 of my novel is now online: http://nano2009.omer.bar-or.org/read/2009/11/07

Or, you can start at the beginning: http://nano2009.omer.bar-or.org/read

* "FREE" here does not mean in terms of cost, but as per the acronym, "Full of Ridiculous (yet Employable) Expletives."

** Some restrictions may apply.

If you only read one part of the novel, this probably shouldn't be it (I mean, you probably won't have context).

Regardless! Part 6 is now online: http://nano2009.omer.bar-or.org/read/2009/11/06

Or, you can start at the beginning: http://nano2009.omer.bar-or.org/read

Percentage of the fifth part of the novel that is currently online: 100%

Proof: http://nano2009.omer.bar-or.org/read/2009/11/05

Or, you can start at the beginning: http://nano2009.omer.bar-or.org/read

Our inventory in the novel business just increased by 33%!

See, because part 4 is now online: http://nano2009.omer.bar-or.org/read/2009/11/04

Or, you can start at the beginning: http://nano2009.omer.bar-or.org/read

Hey, remember how yesterday I told you about that cool novel I found/am writing?

Well, part 3 is now online: http://nano2009.omer.bar-or.org/read/2009/11/03

Or, you can start at the beginning: http://nano2009.omer.bar-or.org/read

Wanna read a novel? Well, now your dreams can be realized!

Part 2 is now online: http://nano2009.omer.bar-or.org/read/2009/11/02

Or, you can start at the beginning: http://nano2009.omer.bar-or.org/read