Update in Your Pants

Gee Wilikers, Grampa, I've never seen an update in the wild before! It's not even scared of humans!

Can we keep him, Grampa? I'd call him Novel Part the 24th, and I'd keep him in my http://nano2009.omer.bar-or.org/read/2009/11/24

Or, do you think he'd miss the http://nano2009.omer.bar-or.org/read ?