The · Plan · Awry

This is your last chance! Time is running out! Act now! Don't delay! This is a limited time offer! Stop delaying! You really don't want to delay! Please! I'm begging you!

Oh, and by the way, the final part of my novel (#30) is now online: http://nano2009.omer.bar-or.org/read/2009/11/30

Or, you can start at the beginning: http://nano2009.omer.bar-or.org/read

Thanks to everyone who read it!

You know the old saying, "The early bird gets to be eaten first?" Well, it is irrelevant to this news:

Part 29 of my novel is now online: http://nano2009.omer.bar-or.org/read/2009/11/29

Or, you can start at the beginning: http://nano2009.omer.bar-or.org/read

Happy birthday, The Internet. Today you turn... 40.3-ish! Here, I got something for you.

Part 28 of my novel: http://nano2009.omer.bar-or.org/read/2009/11/28

And, as an added treat to commemorate your descent into old age and the memory loss it brings, you can start at the beginning: http://nano2009.omer.bar-or.org/read

Dear madam or sir,

I found a 26th Novel Update in my box of cereal, which both surprised and disgusted me.

When I contacted your customer service at http://nano2009.omer.bar-or.org/read/2009/11/26, they were nothing but rude to me.

I demand retribution. I demand justice. I demand http://nano2009.omer.bar-or.org/read

NOTE: I will be unable to post anything on Nov. 30, as I am implicated in events transpiring on Nov. 23 that were entirely not my doing but prohibit me from using any posting device on Nov. 30, but I will be happy to post any responses re: retribution on Dec. 1 or thereafter.

Expecting swift justice,

Tired of Updates? Well, you're in misfortune!

Because part 25 of my novel is now online: http://nano2009.omer.bar-or.org/read/2009/11/25

Or, you can start at the beginning: http://nano2009.omer.bar-or.org/read

Gee Wilikers, Grampa, I've never seen an update in the wild before! It's not even scared of humans!

Can we keep him, Grampa? I'd call him Novel Part the 24th, and I'd keep him in my http://nano2009.omer.bar-or.org/read/2009/11/24

Or, do you think he'd miss the http://nano2009.omer.bar-or.org/read ?

I have a wonderful surprise for you! It would have been impossible to see this coming, unless you can see into the future (I'm looking at you, Lily!), so, SURPRISE!

Part 23 of my novel is now online: http://nano2009.omer.bar-or.org/read/2009/11/23

Or, you can start at the beginning: http://nano2009.omer.bar-or.org/read

If I were a novel-update collector, today would be an auspicious day.

Because part 22 is now online: http://nano2009.omer.bar-or.org/read/2009/11/22

Or, you can start at the beginning: http://nano2009.omer.bar-or.org/read

Do you like cute things and happiness and love?

Well, lucky for you, part 21 of my novel is now online: http://nano2009.omer.bar-or.org/read/2009/11/21

Or, you can start at the beginning: http://nano2009.omer.bar-or.org/read

Please note that correlation does not imply causation. Other laws of statistics may apply.

Boy, this world sure is perfect.

Part 19 of my novel is now online: http://nano2009.omer.bar-or.org/read/2009/11/19

Or, you can start at the beginning: http://nano2009.omer.bar-or.org/read

NOTE: I took a break on Nov. 20, so there will not be any new post tomorrow. Posting will resume on Tuesday, Nov. 24.

In a perfect world, part 19 of my novel would be posted right now, but, sadly, you'll have to make do with part 18.

... which is now online: http://nano2009.omer.bar-or.org/read/2009/11/18

Or, you can start at the beginning: http://nano2009.omer.bar-or.org/read

Oh, hello, arbitrary stranger with a thirst for novelty!

Did you know that part 17 of my novel is now online: http://nano2009.omer.bar-or.org/read/2009/11/17?

I bet you didn't!

Or, you can start at the beginning: http://nano2009.omer.bar-or.org/read

What a strange coincidence that you mentioned my novel just now out of the blue!

Because part 16 is now online: http://nano2009.omer.bar-or.org/read/2009/11/16

Or, you can start at the beginning: http://nano2009.omer.bar-or.org/read

What is amazing about today's update is that it is divisible by 3 and 5. Truly, an update worth reading.

Part 15 is now online: http://nano2009.omer.bar-or.org/read/2009/11/15

Or, you can start at the beginning: http://nano2009.omer.bar-or.org/read

Events are once again beginning to transpire in the dangerous world of my novel. Prepare... to be... reading!

See, because, part 14 is now online: http://nano2009.omer.bar-or.org/read/2009/11/14

Or, you can start at the beginning: http://nano2009.omer.bar-or.org/read

In a world gone dark with disloyalty, in a country crumbling from corruption, in a relationship ruined by rickets, only one person has the courage to stand up for what's right. Novel part 12! Coming to a link near you.

Somewhere nearby: http://nano2009.omer.bar-or.org/read/2009/11/12

Or, you can start at the beginning: http://nano2009.omer.bar-or.org/read

NOTE: I took a break on Nov. 13, so there will not be any new post tomorrow. Posting will resume on Tuesday, Nov. 17.

In a shocking turn of events, I have today decided to unveil a new part of my novel! Part 11!

See it here: http://nano2009.omer.bar-or.org/read/2009/11/11

Or, you can start at the beginning: http://nano2009.omer.bar-or.org/read

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to read part 10 of my novel? ... I know, so have I.

And, it now online: http://nano2009.omer.bar-or.org/read/2009/11/10

Or, you can start at the beginning: http://nano2009.omer.bar-or.org/read

And yet, this world is not perfect.

Luckily, part 9 of my novel is now online: http://nano2009.omer.bar-or.org/read/2009/11/09

Or, you can start at the beginning: http://nano2009.omer.bar-or.org/read

Correct answer: 8! Which is oddly coincidental, because...

Part 8 of my novel is now online: http://nano2009.omer.bar-or.org/read/2009/11/08

Or, you can start at the beginning: http://nano2009.omer.bar-or.org/read