If cosmetic surgery is so great, how come it's an anagram of cystic gruesomer?

You know the old saying, "The early bird gets to be eaten first?" Well, it is irrelevant to this news:

Part 29 of my novel is now online: http://nano2009.omer.bar-or.org/read/2009/11/29

Or, you can start at the beginning: http://nano2009.omer.bar-or.org/read